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This is about spin in politics. Doing terrible things and calling it praiseworthy. Here's the video: youtu.be/g1iHxbrNMI0


Clean cut appearance strong
Pearly whites guard a gate that can't utter any wrong
Family man here's a photo op
The faithful in your corner keeping you on top

Trust is the objective reach it at all costs
Truth is subjective buy insurance for the loss
Distortion, spin the purchase of immunity
Uneducated masses are a perfect opportunity
Everybody listening
Audience captivity 
The truth is what you make
We won't call it duplicity
And/or Propaganda
It's publicity,  

You can pretend that you're the good guy
and They can pretend that you're the good guy
and If we start to believe that you're the good guy
You'll start to believe that you're the good guy

Mandate madness
Talking pointillist
Deepest pockets

Lay your head down
softest pillows
the highest count Egyptian cotton sheets
a clear conscience spawns the deepest sleeps
beautiful dreams
dream your beautiful themes
scheme your dutiful schemes
for your loyal regime


from Xuanchuan, released September 25, 2015
Jordan Venn and the Slizneys



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Jordan Venn Toronto, Ontario

-Born and raised in Port Alberni, BC (South Port represent) by a logger and music teacher.
-Lives in Toronto
-Version 5.3.9 (DOB 1980.07.15)
-Has written a lot of songs.
-Has done some low medium profile studio work.
-182cm, greeny grey eyes
-Loves Phanerozoic fossils
-Loves Anthropocene animals
-Loves pizza
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