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WWJD? (If Jesus was a Bigot)

from Op. iiXII I​-​iii by Jordan Venn

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Sorry if I offend anyone aside from the religious head cases this one is directed at.

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God hates fags
and God hates the fetus killers too
America -
will you repent or are you doomed?

You had better pick a side there's no room for indecision
Stick to your guns and gather up your ammunition
Interpretation's for Satan's elitist opposition

Well if Jesus was a bigot you're an excellent Christian

God hates Jews
I think because they killed his Jewish son? (yeah, that must be it)
And everyone's the antichrist
God basically hates everyone (you and you and me and you)

Stick to your ignorance it's a healthy long tradition
You'll see the self fulfilling prophecy to fruition
Well I can't account for all your mental malnutrition
But If Jesus was a bigot you're just an awesome Christian

I'm sure that we can count on all the facts you've hunted
I'm sure God hates it when I call your intellect stunted
Tell me is the rapture too late to show all my contrition
Or should I become an asshole to earn my heavenly admission

and if Jesus was a bigot you're an amazing, incredible, perfect Christian

(You might actually be the second coming. That's right, God in human form! but not the Muslim God, or the Jewish God, or all those other Gods in all those other religions. Let's not be ridiculous. Just stick to the facts. There's only one God and He's white and hates women (not Palin) and He's a capitalist and I'm pretty sure He loves the Tea Party and He definitely
hates Obama.)

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from Op. iiXII I​-​iii, released August 24, 2012

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Jordan Venn Toronto, Ontario

-Born and raised in Port Alberni, BC (South Port represent) by a logger and music teacher.
-Lives in Toronto
-Version 5.3.9 (DOB 1980.07.15)
-Has written a lot of songs.
-Has done some low medium profile studio work.
-182cm, greeny grey eyes
-Loves Phanerozoic fossils
-Loves Anthropocene animals
-Loves pizza ... more

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